by Anne R. Allen
This has been hard to keep under my cyberhat all week, but Nathan asked that winners keep the info off the internets until the big day. Which is TODAY.
So here it is: I’m one of the three winners of Nathan’s guest blogger contest. You can read my post on Nathan’s Blog.
In honor of any new readers who might tiptoe over here, I’m posting an updated version of one of my popular oldies. Following is additional information from comment on the initial post by blog-goddess/agent Janet Reid.
BEWARE BOGUS LITERARY AGENTS
Seven Tips to Avoid Getting Scammed, and a caveat from Janet Reid.
I belong to the generation of women who were told we were more likely be shot by terrorists than find husbands. Several decades later, we’re all writing books about our fabulous single lives—as desperate now for literary representation as we once were for the white dress/gold ring thing.
I haven’t seen statistics about the comparative likelihood of being shot by a terrorist vs. finding a literary agent, but given the global political climate, I’d say odds heavily favor the terrorists.
But I guess I can fantasize that someday I’ll be shot by a terrorist who works for Curtis Brown.
We can’t blame agents. We’re in this situation because there are only 438 members of the Association of Author’s Representatives in the U. S. while most of the 230 million of us who own computers have at least one novel in progress in the files. (If as many Americans bought books as wrote them, our situation wouldn’t be so dire.)
With such vast herds of us overpopulating the planet, it’s inevitable that we’ve attracted our share of predators. So here are six pointers to help you hang onto your dwindling cash reserves during this soul-crushing process (and no, publishing a few books with a small press to good reviews doesn’t do much to increase your chances of getting an agent’s attention—in fact it probably works against you—more on that in another post.)
1) NEVER PAY AN AGENT A “READING FEE” –Any agent who charges money to read your manuscript isn’t going to help your career. Publishers consider it unethical and won’t do business with them.If you have to pay somebody to read your book, it’s not ready for publication. If you’re a newbie, DO pay a qualified freelance editor or book doctor, but never with a promise of publication attached. They simply can’t deliver.
2) NEVER PAY “MAILING” CHARGES UP FRONT –A popular scam. Bogus agencies sign thousands of clients and charge them each $250 or more per quarter for “copying and mailing.” But they never make a sale. I’ve seen heartbreaking letters from writers who’ve lost as much as $3,000 before they caught on.Small agencies may legitimately ask for copying and mailing fees AFTER they’ve sent out your work, but they’ll provide proof they’re sending out your manuscript.
3) AVOID AGENCIES THAT ADVERTISE –-A librarian friend recently forwarded me an intriguing ad from an agency advertising for submissions. I visited their refreshingly positive website and almost fell into the trap until I Googled them.They appeared on the list of “20 WORST AGENTS” at the Writer Beware site: http://www.sfwa.org/beware/twentyworst.html Do the math: agents don’t have to advertise.
4) CHECK OUT CLIENT LISTS –If there’s no client page on their website, run. Agents don’t keep client lists “confidential.” If they represent a literary star, they’ll pound their chests and bellow about it.
5) CHECK RECENT SALES –-Even if somebody in the agency can claim to have represented Steven King, if it happened in King’s pre-Carrie days and she hasn’t sold anything since, don’t go there.
6) ASK HOW OFTEN THEY FORWARD REJECTION LETTERS –A good agent will always send on your rejections, usually every quarter. Some scammers do send manuscripts to publishing houses, but only in mass mailings addressed to no particular editor. Those go into recycling without a response.
7) VISIT WRITERS FORUMS WHERE AGENT INFORMATION IS SCREENED AND EXCHANGED –-The site I visit daily is AgentQuery.com —the best site for up to the minute agent info and also a great forum for writers to exchange information. And before you query an agent, make sure you check with those tireless watchdogs at Writer Beware And here are some other great web sites that can alert you to scammers: Preditors and Editors , Absolute Write , Query Tracker And you can check the Association of Authors Representatives site.
But it’s important to note that an agent doesn’t have to be a member of AAR to be legitimate and even top-notch. New agents have to work for a certain number of years before they’re allowed to join—and it is the newer and hungrier agents who are reading queries from new writers and actively building their lists.
But most of all, don’t forget: Google is your friend. Check ’em out.
Janet Reid said…
“Young and hungry agents who are looking for clients may indeed not be members of AAR, but what you can ask them (BEFORE SIGNING!) is what literary agency they have worked in. Interned in or worked in. I’m always rather taken aback by people who decide they can be literary agents without actually having been inside an agent’s office.”
posted by Anne R. Allen (@annerallen) January 21, 2010
Congratulations!!! And great article :-).
Your guest post on the NB blog made me laugh out loud and put a smile in my (unpublished novelist's) heart.
Thanks for being a writer! 🙂
{{Greetings from Tralfamadore, where every writer is #1 on the TF Times Bestseller list for at least 15 minutes.}}
I read your guest blog over at Nathan's and thought you were great. I saw you on the Lit Lab as well, and I just had to stop by. I read your blog from top to bottom and I hope you don't mind if I 'friend' you. You're so insightful and helpful to us 'newbie's out here. Thanks. I can't wait to read your short on the Lit Lab. I got an Hon. Mention too. Congrats.
Welcome, Piedmont, and ALL my new friends and blogpeeps.
Being blog goddess for a day has been such an amazing experience. I'm overwhelmed by all the supportive comments. Thank you all. I'd expected at least a troll or two to stir up a little nasty over on Nathan's blog.
But maybe the Tralfamadorians have activated their anti-troll sheilds for me. I guess they want to make sure I get the word out: get back to your brilliant WIPs, folks. Tralfamadore needs you!
Now that I've stopped chuckling I've tiptoed over from Nathan's blog to see what's here. Thanks for a good reminder of what to watch out for. I'm always surprised when I hear that people are still finding their way into the clutches of bogus agents.
Congrats on your win! And by your obvious gift for writing, I should jolly well think so too.
Simply excellent post. Have very much enjoyed my visit 🙂
yeah i saw that! I was all excited because i had the whole "I know her!" experience (even though i don't really, i just follow your blog).
Looks like solid advice. Now I just have to finish a novel so I can go agent hunting. 😉
Congrats on the prominent guest post.
Congratulations!! I loved your post, so funny! I commented over on Nathan's blog and am so proud that one of my blog friends won 🙂
Congrats! What a wonderful, funny guest post–much needed on a gloomy Monday. Thank you for blogging!